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Welcome to my crib.
To enter the room, please identify yourself below and don't be a cunt or I will dispatch your ass with haste.
Rules:
1. Have nice eyebrows
2. No Lance Armstrongs allowed but Neil Armstrongs are okay
3. Don't be a drama llama
4. You have to laugh at Jennifer's jokes ;-;
5. You have to make Dani food when she pleases. You are all her peasants ❤
6. Please be human. None of that neko, sheep, dragon, dog etc. shit
7. No country music. We all know you wanna be the next Garth Brooks but no
8. DO NOT touch Ava's booty
9. Please do not poke/feed the residents. We are not responsible for loss of limbs.
10. Jax is King.
11. Pokemon more like Pokeman-this-is-2014-shut-the-fuck-up.
12. There are NO corners in the Penthouse. Any emo/weirdo/sassy sues will be shot on site.
-Management
P.S. What happens in da Penthouse stays in da Penthouse.
Xoxo Gossip Girl
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